Figure out what it is in life you don’t do well, and then don’t do it.
You can’t get mad at weather because weather’s not about you. Apply that lesson to most other aspects of life.
Life need not be a story, but it does need to be an adventure.
Nothing very very good and nothing very very bad lasts for very very long.
Q: If you could be an animal, what kind of animal would you be? A: You already are an animal.
Most of us have only two or three genuinely interesting moments in our lives; the rest is filler.
Healthy people are bad for capitalism.
Bleeding Ponytail: An elderly sold out baby boomer who pines for hippie or pre-sellout days.